we're on the highway to

[chainrevolve]

WHO: The Black Order allies
WHERE: God, literally fucking everywhere.
WHEN: Whenever they get the call.
WHAT: A bunch of morons on their way to Kaisou.
WARNINGS: TBA

[A contingent of Black Order members see writing on the wall. And for their own respective reasons want to add to it. Just fill in the block letters spelling out "Rebellion" with their own names and their own contributions.

The Paranormal world will change, hopefully for the better.

They just, you know, have to get to the place it's all going down first!

((Make your own threads as planned, text other people who you know are in contact with one another even the ones also traveling, maybe even the ones in Kaisou if you wanna say who you're bringing around! This is entirely optional to chime into, it won't reflect the plot in any significant way. Call it a de-rust-er even.)) ]]

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[gotbadblood]

[Velvet doesn't immediately notice that Acheron has climbed inside the van. Oh no, she's too preoccupied. Instead, she's bolting out of the rest area like she just did some crime, and charging straight at the van - yelling all the while]

GET INSIDE THE VAN!!! GO GO GO GO!!!

[She'll reach the driver's door and DIVE in, slamming the door behind her. She just barely manages to put on her seatbelt before she's shoving her keys in the ignition and starting the engine]

Headcount! Do we have five?!

[selfannihilator]

[She is just munching on her snackies and texting Black Swan. The shouting barely even registers, she’s that absorbed in texting.]

[qilinzuo]

[ Meanwhile, Childe has his legs propped up and is leaning into some seat or whatnot. ]

Go? What's with all of the excitement all of a sudden?

[ He moves into a proper seating position and takes a peek out the windows. Is someone going to try to kill them maybe?! He doesn't actually bother to take a headcount. ]

Something happening?

[gotbadblood]

[She hears Childe, and she knows Childe well enough to know that if he thinks theres something to fight, he'll immediately want to get out of the car and fight it.

So-]

It's nothing you should be concerned with!

Now stay in the car and buckle your seatbelt!

[qilinzuo]

[ Hdu Velvet for knowing him too well.

Childe's eyes are twinkling in interest, though. Velvet is easily excitable, but it is also sudden so it can still mean there's trouble. ]

When you phrase it like that, I suddenly want to know the details.

[gotbadblood]

[Easily excitable or very much unhinged, who can say which it is. Which of course, she gives an annoyed growl at Childe]

The timezone's changed! Now buckle up!

[qilinzuo]

[ Childe flashes an amused smile even if she can't see it from her current position, the growl having no effect on him except for making him want to cause trouble. ]

I never thought you'd be so worried about just timezones changing, comrade~!

[ He puts his feet up in the backseat against one of the frontseats. ]

But don't worry your head over it too much, yeah? I'm already all set. You'll just have to trust me on that, of course.

[gotbadblood]

[Velvet responds to this in true Velvet fashion, but SLAMMING on the gas pedal so the van hurdles out of the rest stop station, tires screeching at the extreme sudden momentum. All while yelling:]

Tell me not to worry one more time, AND I WILL THROW YOU OFF AN OVERPASS CHILDE!

[This is extremely normal for Velvet Crowe. They all know this.]

[qilinzuo]

[ It jostles him as expected and the ginger shifts in his seat as Velvet's antics continue. But, she's not the only one with nonsense up her sleeve. ]

Oh yeah?

[ It is, in fact so normal for her he expects it, unfortunately. So Childe is doing what he does best:

Cause problems. ]

Don't worry about timezones so much, Velvet. I'm sure we've got more than enough time on our hands.

[nohrianrose]

[Camilla does start to do a headcount, almost without even thinking about it, though she pauses and glances back to Velvet.]

Velvet, dear, what's the rush? Did something happen?

[gotbadblood]

Oh, something happened alright!

No one mentioned we crossed into Central Time! We're less than an hour away from getting caught in rush hour traffic if we don't move our asses!!

[nohrianrose]

Oh, shit--

[Let it be known Camilla rarely swears, but this is very much an occasion that calls for it.]

[gotbadblood]

[Maybe someone else would notice the sudden swearing. But for Velvet, it feels the right reaction at this time]

Yeah, so we gotta get moving! Do we got five here?

[nohrianrose]

[Right, back to the headcount.] One, two, three, four-- Yes, we have five! Let's go!

[gotbadblood]

Going! BUCKLE UP EVERYONE NOW!

[And that's all the warning they get before Velvet slams on the gas pedal and they zoom out of the parking lot of the rest stop, tires screeching as she does]

[guardianreaper]

[Imagine this.]

[You are Randy Orlando. Stopped at a gas station, eating your munchies, when Velvet rushes into the fan and slams the door shut.]

[Your cheetos are now on the floor. What do you do?]

What the hell, Vel!? Did you eat someone?

[He looks back. They do have five.]

[gotbadblood]

[This is the price you pay for getting shotgun Randy. You get the extra legroom and control of the music, but now you're this much closer to the cannibal you agree to let drive this vehicle]

Don't tempt me, Orlando!

[Turning on the car engine]

We moved into another timezone without noticing! We gotta move if we don't wanna get stuck in rush hour!

[guardianreaper]

[At least if he dies here, he can die happy.]

[Randy glances back. It's then he realizes that the five that are in the van are not the five they came here with.]

[He weighs his options here. Velvet already seems ready to strike, and he doesn't want to get in the way of that. Also, it's Acheron.]

[Sorry, Eizen. He'll buy you a cold one when he gets back.]

Alright, guess it's time to put the pedal to the metal!