we're on the highway to

[chainrevolve]

WHO: The Black Order allies
WHERE: God, literally fucking everywhere.
WHEN: Whenever they get the call.
WHAT: A bunch of morons on their way to Kaisou.
WARNINGS: TBA

[A contingent of Black Order members see writing on the wall. And for their own respective reasons want to add to it. Just fill in the block letters spelling out "Rebellion" with their own names and their own contributions.

The Paranormal world will change, hopefully for the better.

They just, you know, have to get to the place it's all going down first!

((Make your own threads as planned, text other people who you know are in contact with one another even the ones also traveling, maybe even the ones in Kaisou if you wanna say who you're bringing around! This is entirely optional to chime into, it won't reflect the plot in any significant way. Call it a de-rust-er even.)) ]]

Comments

3/3 DONE

[gotbadblood]

[Not wanting to cause them to crash, she'll veer the car into the shoulder and slam on the brakes, making the tires come to a screeching halt (hope you all were buckled!!)

She then whirls around in her chair]

ACHERON?!

[selfannihilator]

[munch munch.]

Were you not aware I was here since the rest stop or…?

[gotbadblood]

No! I was busy driving, why would I be aware of that--

[Wait a second. WHERE'S HERE BLOND BRO]

Wait a fucking second- where's Eizen?!

[selfannihilator]

I think you forgot him at the rest stop.

[A beat, as she checks her messages.]

He says not to slow down and he’ll catch up.

1/2

[gotbadblood]

Forgot him!? No, I asked if everyone was here and-

[....The pieces. They're coming together]

[gotbadblood]

[Her shock turns into pure cold murderous rage as the pieces click. She'll reach over and grab the guy in shotgun by his collar and yank him over]

R a n d y.

Care to explain this?

[guardianreaper]

[At some point in his life, Randy was asked how he’d like to go.]

[His answer was “choked to death by a beautiful lady.”]

[It’s only now that he realizes, the grass is always greener on the other side. This isn’t what he meant.]

Hey, why am I the one in trouble?

You said count to five! There were five!

[gotbadblood]

[STILL HOLDING ON!]

You know damn well what I was asking! I was asking if everyone was in the car, not if you know how to count to five!

Don't tell me your eyesight's so bad you'd mix up Acheron for Eizen!

[guardianreaper]

We were in a hurry! If we waited for Eizen, we woulda hit rush hour!

[gotbadblood]

[She growls before letting him go with a shove]

Out of the front seat. Now.

[guardianreaper]

[He deserves this. Deep down, he knows he deserves this.]

C’mon, Vel, don’t you think that’s a little harsh?

[A man has needs! A man needs legroom.]

[gotbadblood]

Now!

[She'll look in the back seat]

Who wants shotgun now? Not you Acheron, I don't want you navigating us to Honduras.

[guardianreaper]

[Velvet wins, as he dejectedly opens the door and gets out.]

[He may play the idiot, but he isn’t a complete moron.]

[gotbadblood]

[Calling after him]

Middle seat!

1/3

[guardianreaper]

[velvet please]

[let him have some dignity]

2/3

[guardianreaper]

[wait a second]

[if childe got shotgun that means]

3/3

[guardianreaper]

[jackpot!!!]

[not only does he not have to put up with childe right beside him the entire trip

he gets to sit between two gorgeous ladies

surely nothing could stop this

childe can’t possibly pick fights in a moving car, right?]

[qilinzuo]

[ Famous last words, Randy~ ]

[qilinzuo]

Sure, why not?

[ If someone's a bad driver (not Velvet btw) he can fling something out at someone if he's up front and a side window is rolled down... ]

[nohrianrose]

[At the same time:]

Dibs!

[A moment later, after she realizes Childe has spoken up as well--]

... Rock-paper-scissors for it, then?

[qilinzuo]

Yeah, let's go for it. I'd like to settle it in a duel, but...

[ Velvet will probably interrupt that :( and he seems to Know It. ]

Anyway, you ready?

[nohrianrose]

We don't have the time for that, Childe, we can fight some other time.

[She nods, though.]

Rock paper scissors!

[And she goes with paper, so.]

[qilinzuo]

Well, that's not why I decided to leave it for later. But, I figure as soon as we return you can spar me then.

[ Childe says with a spark of fight in his dead blue eyes.

Anyway he picked scissors at the same time. ]

Looks like I win. Shotgun's all mine.

[ For now!!! ]

[nohrianrose]

Oh, I was thinking once we've had some time to recover from travel after we've gotten there.

[You're welcome, Childe.]

Aw, too bad. Enjoy shotgun~!

[While it lasts.]

[selfannihilator]

[A shrug.]

That’s fair, I’ve done that before. Though Honduras isn’t half-bad, really.